Sunday, November 12, 2006

Random Thoughts

A list of random stuff I stay up all night thinking of.

Is it possible for a bank to go bankrupt?
If God is so merciful then why did he give us KFed?
According to Scientologists, silence and passiveness are qualities that women show during child birth, then why do my ears and my hand hurt?
Why are people against the reason for why we went into Iraq, but for Saddam being thrown out of power? Am I missing something here
If we are suppose to look down upon drugs and alcohol abuse, then why is Keith Richards a millionaire who is still alive for that matter?
Why do assholes get the women and leave me with nothing?
Is there really such a thing as the reasonable prudent person?
If Thomas Edison was so smart, why is he dead?
How could Marty McFly go back in time to the 1950s, change the career and lifestyle of his parents, and still exist in 1985? The slightest change in history could have rendered him several years younger or older, a different gender, or might not have been created at all
With all the sequels and remakes in theatres, has Hollywood officially ran out of ideas?
Why do people apologize to each other when a loved one passes away? Did that person have a hand in the loved one's death? If so, something more than a simple apology is warranted.
How can affirmative action end discrimination and racism when it promotes it?
Why do people still listen to Andy Rooney?
If Hollywood stars support politicians who push for higher taxes, then why do they keep off shore bank accounts?
With 100 billion stars in the Milky Way and 100 billion more galaxies, don't you think that maybe there is a planet somewhere that might have life more intelligent than our own?
Why does a person promise to give $2,000 plus interest to a lender, and in return accepts $25?
If Ben Affleck campaigns for higher quality of life for Americans, then why did he star in Gigli?
Just how dumb is Lois Lane if she can't see that Clark Kent is Superman?
Why do people complain about how many liberal Political Science professors exist in universities today? Of course they are liberal, the bigger the government is, the more there is to study, therefore their job becomes more relevant.
Why is Paris Hilton famous? What exactly did she do besides turn on the night vision?

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