Indecision 2006

Well I am back by popular demand. Well one person asked me to write more often so I will try.
I am sitting here in the basement of my 90 year old house at almost 4 in the morning, and I have to finish writing a Court opinion on summary judgment tomorrow. I spent the night brewing about how I lost in trip Queens at Poker. I just finished doing two case briefings for Contracts and reading for Civ Pro. It is raining outside and it is just too fucking cold.
Of course this all seems dismal to you, but looking at who we have to pick for this upcoming election. Maybe Dante's nine circles of Hell seems a much better place to be than Ohio in a few years. For governor we have an incompetent Congressman who's record is so bad only idiots would vote for him. Not surprising the recent Census shows that his distict is the most uneducated one in Ohio. His opponent is a guy who seems more sneaky than Bill Clinton avoiding Hillary. None of these candidates are appealing and needless to say Ohio will suffer for it. Ironically during one of the debates which focused on the economy. The moderator must have forgotten to ask the Libertarian candidate Bill Pierce to attend. Considering he has a Ph.D in Economics from Princeton and taught the damn subject for 30 years at Case Western.
Of course this election doesn't compare to the amount of stupidity that is our senate race. Both candidates are grabbing as many Iraqi war widows as they can to throw at each other. Imagine dodgeball but with grief. Dewine is an idiot, but of course his Democratic counterpart should have stayed in the Hobbit NBA. The man understands little about econcomics, or even how to make an argument without sounding like a total douche bag.
In November, we will have to use the a test of negligence in the Tort system on who to vote for. Would would the Reasonable Prudent Person vote for in this situation. If you don't vote that way, you're guilty of negligence and of course stupidity.